Bite It Off: Chomp Chomp Chomp Get your dick out of my face You don't run the whole human race You think you're sly But you're just a guy Chorus: Put it in and I'll bite it off Chomp chomp chomp Fuck you fuck you You need to go masturbate Always looking at my clothes How'd you like to wear these hose? Is that the phallus you think you've got? In my opinion it ain't so hot ChorusBack to Macrobiotic Boat Page
Donna, Get Laid Go girl, go girl, go girl Donna, you know you want it Even mama did it before she was married Why are you holding out? Chorus: Donna, get laid Fuck fuck fuck fuck Donna, take it off We wanna see your missing ribs Yeah, we watch you on the show Like other girls we dig 90210 But we think your dad is a total incest creep Fuck some boys and make him weep Chorus
AS IF! (Harasser) You think you're suave, you hoary troll Sliming your shriveled dick into my hole Wavin' your money in my face I'll slap you back with a judicial case. Chorus: You try again, I'll fry your ass (I'm sure your wife would love to know) as if! as if! as if! you need to go masturbate! How dare you think I'd go for you Your crags, your warts, and your stupid dog too Take this no, and suck it down Or I'll expose you, pathetic clown! Refrain: This aint no hole, you little creep This aint no girl, you stupid worm This aint no fool, you lumpy flesh This aint no joke! (Chomp, chomp, chomp). Chorus
Gee, Your Crotch Smells Terrific! When he pulls out with a gloopy slish The next day, girl, you're gonna smell like fish! We all know the price of drippy thighs Girl, they'll know you've been with a bad-smelling guy Chorus: Honey, we'll tell you what to do Gotta get yourself some cunt shampoo Gee, Your Crotch Smells Terrific! Gee, Your Crotch Smells Terrific! I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair... You can powder that thing You can spritz it too But that smell of Fuck Always'll come leaking through Chorus
Footnote Fetishist If you wanna mind-fuck with me, baby It takes more than blind luck with me, baby You better give me text that's good to go, baby But that won't do it alone, baby Chorus: Cause I'm a Footnote Fetishist Adendaphile Always looking for another correlation Baby, baby, you get me hot and wet When you explain your explanation Yeah baby, I get so fucking wet When you explain your explanation Hon, some rock-hard theory's a good way to start It should be hot and throbbing, long and smart Heat me up with Derrida And I'll be breathing heavy, baby And if you go down with Jacques Lacan I won't tell you no, baby Then just whip out your Foucault And I'll begin to moan, baby But it's only when I spot those little numbers in your text That I'll be ready to blow, baby Chorus
Big Guy With A Little Dick I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Fuck you! You think you're so fucking cool Always building something with some fucking tool I guess you think chicks dig you cause you're a carpenter Well think again, Dickbrain You suck! You suck! Fuck you! You suck! Chorus: You're just a big guy with a little dick That must be why you're such a prick Maybe half of it was bitten off by some chick You deserve it, Dickhead, cause you're such a prick What makes you think you're so fucking good Just cause you can make things out of wood So you paint pictures, and write poems too? So fucking what, you conceited Asshole Your poems are short, but your dick is shorter And I just think it's pretty fucking funny That when you get undressed girls say "Where's the rest of it, honey?" Chorus
No Pretty, No Prozac, No Pricks They tell you Buy this lipstick Take this pill Suck this cock And pay your bills Now we're so fucking happy Yeah, we're so fucking happy WE'RE PRETTY, WE'RE ON PROZAC, AND YOU MADE US PRICKS! Eat this lipstick Buy these pills Pay this cock And have some thrills Hey, girls, would you swallow For tenure? Yeah, we're so fucking happy! [etc.]
Fuck On! I told him to fuck off so I could tell you to fuck on I'm so sick of being fucked over I'd like to be fucked under for once And you're the person for the job Chorus: Everyone is so fucked up Fucked up But you seem really fucked down You fuck but you're mellow about it Fuck on, fuck on! I hate being fucked with A lot of guys fuck with grrls But I bet you could fuck without them Yeah, you wouldn't even need tools Chorus The moral of our tale Is a little unclear right now Even to us FUCK ON!